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Why Tim Denning Is Wrong About ‘Trust Fund Babies.’ Rich Kids, like Me, Aren’t Afraid of His Brain-less Rant.
I feel attacked by the popular writer for calling me out as a trust fund baby. But I’m not afraid, cause daddy still pays for everything while I party and play in paradise.
There I was, sitting in daddy’s 23-room mansion in the Hamptons, perched behind my MacBook Pro, sipping on a piping hot Frappuccino.
As I scrolled through the website mindlessly, I couldn’t find a single story I wanted to read. There were too many articles about making money or starting a new side hustle or getting in tune with your higher self.
All mindless drivel.
And as the son of a wealthy billionaire, they were things I didn’t need.
I almost gave up too.
Then I saw a headline that called out to me.
It read: Five Quiet Hints You’re Dealing with a Trust Fund Baby.
My heart sank. And I felt attacked.
So, what did I do?
I clicked on it. Probably like thousands before me.
It was by a Tim Denning. A man who looked like he had failed out of the frat house in his university days.
To my surprise, I later found out he’s one of the most popular and prolific writers on the platform. With over 250,000 followers. He’s been featured in CNBC, Business Insider, and Entrepreneur Magazine.
So, I started reading the article. Line by line. Sentence by sentence.
And with every word plastered on the screen, my blood curdled.
