Satire
Why Tim Denning Is Wrong About ‘Trust Fund Babies.’ Rich Kids, like Me, Aren’t Afraid of His Brain-less Rant.
I feel attacked by the popular writer for calling me out as a trust fund baby. But I’m not afraid, cause daddy still pays for everything while I party and play in paradise.
5 min readApr 10, 2022
There I was, sitting in daddy’s 23-room mansion in the Hamptons, perched behind my MacBook Pro, sipping on a piping hot Frappuccino.
As I scrolled through the website mindlessly, I couldn’t find a single story I wanted to read. There were too many articles about making money or starting a new side hustle or getting in tune with your higher self.
All mindless drivel.
And as the son of a wealthy billionaire, they were things I didn’t need.
I almost gave up too.
Then I saw a headline that called out to me.
It read: Five Quiet Hints You’re Dealing with a Trust Fund Baby.