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I’m Starting a New Tech-Powered Country with My Billionaire Buddies

Come join us if you never want to pay taxes ever again

Our official motto: “In Money we trust.” Image created by the Author.

I’ve simply had enough. I’m done paying taxes. And it’s time to take matters into my own hands.

To reclaim my God-given right of sovereignty.

That’s why my billionaire buddies and I came up with the genius idea to start our own country. A new country. A tech-powered paradise.

And it’ll be a nation remembered for all eternity.

“Who are your rich friends?” you ask.

I’m glad you asked.

Jeff Bezos. Matt Lillywhite. Elon Musk.

Just to name-drop a few.

“Why are we doing this?” you ask.

Another great question!

Because Jeffrey, Matt, Elon, and I are tired of paying taxes.

I know, I know. You might be thinking…

“But you’re billionaires! You don’t have to pay that much in taxes.”

True.

But if we didn’t lose a substantial amount of our hard-earned money from paying taxes, we’d be richer. And we all know billionaires do some astonishing things for society. Like…