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I’m Starting a New Tech-Powered Country with My Billionaire Buddies

Come join us if you never want to pay taxes ever again

Our official motto: “In Money we trust.” Image created by the Author.

I’ve simply had enough. I’m done paying taxes. And it’s time to take matters into my own hands.

To reclaim my God-given right of sovereignty.

That’s why my billionaire buddies and I came up with the genius idea to start our own country. A new country. A tech-powered paradise.

And it’ll be a nation remembered for all eternity.

“Who are your rich friends?” you ask.

I’m glad you asked.

Jeff Bezos. Matt Lillywhite. Elon Musk.

Just to name-drop a few.

“Why are we doing this?” you ask.

Another great question!

Because Jeffrey, Matt, Elon, and I are tired of paying taxes.

I know, I know. You might be thinking…

“But you’re billionaires! You don’t have to pay that much in taxes.”

True.

But if we didn’t lose a substantial amount of our hard-earned money from paying taxes, we’d be richer. And we all know billionaires do some astonishing things for society. Like providing stable jobs for the economy, starting innovative companies, and now—a new nation.

So if you want to join us in this sovereign nation, where you never have to pay taxes again, just let us know. We’d be happy to have you.

Because remember, in our country, only two things really matter: money and pleasure. And we’ve got plenty of both.

How Much Does It Cost to Start a New Nation?

Starting a new country is expensive.

Especially when it’s filled with tech-wizardry.

So, you’ll need to cough up a sizeable amount if you want to join us. Since we won’t have any taxes, we need to raise cash for the country. Like fast.

So, we’re setting the one-time entry fee at a low, affordable amount.

$1.5 million—to be exact.