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I Wish I Had The Balls to Be Andrew ‘Cobra’ Tate

Here’s why Red Pill enthusiasts are drooling over the rampant success of this controversial entrepreneur

Alex Bentley
6 min readAug 10, 2022

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Original image via Instagram: @cobratate

It’s not that I want to be Andrew Tate. It’s just that I wish I had the balls to be more like him.

Cobra, as he’s also known, is a former kickboxing champion, a real ladykiller, and is now Google’s most searched person in the world. All thanks to his genius mindset, bold personality, and controversial statements.

People love him. Or people hate him. There’s no middle ground.

Tate isn’t afraid to say what he wants to say. And he doesn’t care what other people think of him. That’s something we all could use more of in our lives. Right? To be bold, unfiltered, and speak our minds.

But there are other reasons I wish I had the balls to be like Cobra

For one, Andrew Tate is an incredibly successful entrepreneur. The brainchild behind Hustler’s University (not an affiliate link).

After his kickboxing days were over and on the verge of going broke, Tate turned to running a webcam business, hiring sexy young girls to scam men out of millions.

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Alex Bentley
Alex Bentley

Written by Alex Bentley

I write about crypto, personal finance, business & tech. Also, I publish a bit of humor to make you laugh.