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I Asked A Billionaire Entrepreneur How To Save My Business

Her advice might surprise you.

Alex Bentley
4 min readMar 15, 2022

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Photo by Thom Holmes on Unsplash

If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that the best business advice doesn’t always come from the most obvious sources.

Case in point: when I was struggling to make sense of my failing startup company, I called rap genius and long-time friend, Kanye West.

After Kanye listened to me sob on the phone for five straight minutes, he said, “It’s gonna be alright, man.”

Then Kanye put his then-wife, Kim Kardashian, on the phone.

She actually wanted to FaceTime with me.

So I tapped on the screen, and she appeared in high-definition color. Her jet black hair, goops of foundation applied to her face, and burning brown eyes were all there for me to see.

“I’m sorry to interrupt you,” I said.

“It’s no problem,” she replied.

I then explained how my company was lagging behind the competition, not making enough sales, and that I needed to take action right away.

“I have the best advice for you,” Kim chimed.

“What is it, Kimmy?”

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Alex Bentley

I write about crypto, personal finance, business & tech. Also, I publish a bit of humor to make you laugh.