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Eat, Sleep, Poop: Make Money From These Ridiculously Easy Side Hustles

All jokes aside, your poop could be paying your bills

Alex Bentley
4 min readJun 28, 2022

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We all want to make money, but who has the time?

If you’re like most people, you’re probably too busy eating, sleeping, and going to the bathroom to even think about it. I bet you’re sitting on the toilet right now, trying to get in a little extra reading time.

The truth is that most people don’t have time to research new side hustles and implement new ways of making money.

But what if I told you there was actually an easy way to make money from the things you’re already doing every day? That’s right, with a little effort, you can make money from eating, sleeping, and even pooping!

Here’s the skinny on how to do it.

1. Eat, Get Rich And Be Merry

There are several ways to make money by eating.

You could start a food blog and review restaurants, or become a professional food critic. You could also start a YouTube channel where you review food recipes and kitchen products.

Or better yet, you can start a Twitch channel and charge people to watch you eating food on a live stream. I’m…

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Alex Bentley

I write about crypto, personal finance, business & tech. Also, I publish a bit of humor to make you laugh.