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Eat, Sleep, Poop: Make Money From These Ridiculously Easy Side Hustles

All jokes aside, your poop could be paying your bills

Alex Bentley
4 min readJun 28, 2022

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We all want to make money, but who has the time?

If you’re like most people, you’re probably too busy eating, sleeping, and going to the bathroom to even think about it. I bet you’re sitting on the toilet right now, trying to get in a little extra reading time.

The truth is that most people don’t have time to research new side hustles and implement new ways of making money.

But what if I told you there was actually an easy way to make money from the things you’re already doing every day? That’s right, with a little effort, you can make money from eating, sleeping, and even pooping!

Here’s the skinny on how to do it.

1. Eat, Get Rich And Be Merry

There are several ways to make money by eating.

You could start a food blog and review restaurants, or become a professional food critic. You could also start a YouTube channel where you review food recipes and kitchen products.

Or better yet, you can start a Twitch channel and charge people to watch you eating food on a live stream. I’m sure there are plenty of people out there who would pay to watch someone else eat.

In fact, my friend Suki did just that. She’s a beautiful Asian woman and started a Twitch channel last year.

Suki goes live three times a day, every day of the week. She’ll eat these crazy Japanese and Korean dishes I’ve never seen, but her fans eat it up.

In a brief span of time, she’s garnered over 1.5 million fans and makes over $150,000 per month. Not bad for a woman who makes a living from eating.

2. Sleeping On The Job Has Never Been So Profitable

Believe it or not, there are people who will pay you to sleep!

There are companies that conduct clinical trials for new sleep medications, and they need people to test them out. So, if you’re willing to be a human guinea pig, you could make some serious cash.

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Alex Bentley

I write about crypto, personal finance, business & tech. Also, I publish a bit of humor to make you laugh.